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MEET OUR GOATS & SHEEP
Every goat & sheep has a story, a spirit and a soul worth knowing.
Come meet the hearts behind the hooves.
BARBARA
QUEEN SHEEP GOAT
Once a lonely soul wandering through life solo, Barbara spent a whole year without a flock to call her own. She dreamed of companionship, mischief, and a bit of baa-nter… and then came the goats.
Now surrounded by three mischievous, head-butting, fence-hopping besties, Barbara has finally found her tribe. She may be a sheep, but she’s living her best goat life — trotting along with the gang, getting into (and out of) trouble, and loving every chaotic minute.
From lonely to loved, Barbara proves it’s never too late to find your herd… even if they’re goats
MYA
QUEEN REBEL
Our resident rebel goat and certified troublemaker at the Ranch! If there’s mischief happening, you can bet Mya’s right in the middle of it (or the one who started it).
She’s fiercely independent, incredibly stubborn, and somehow manages to escape from anything—we’re still not sure how.
Despite her ninja moves and cheeky attitude, Mya has a soft spot for nose kisses… just don’t expect full-on cuddles (yet). She's wild, she's clever, and she keeps us on our toes every single day.
MIA
QUEEN OF SNACKS
Twin sister to Mya, and the self-appointed queen of snacks, smooches, and sneak attacks. Mia is always the first to the food bowl (don’t even try to race her), loves headbutting just as much as cuddles, and insists on kisses before business.
She’s funny, feisty, and full of personality — the kind of goat who keeps everyone on their toes and proudly runs on chaos and charm. Whether she’s stealing snacks or stealing hearts, one thing’s for sure: life with Mia is never boring!
TOAST
PRANCING QUEEN
Toast is our wobbly-bellied, door-butting, prancing queen! With her delightfully crooked horns and a rogue ear that occasionally gets caught on one, she’s got a look that’s as unique as her personality.
Her belly jiggles when she runs (which only adds to the entertainment), and she's proudly part of the ranch’s elite food gremlin squad — always on high alert for snacks and shenanigans.
Her favorite pastime? Headbutting the glass door like it personally offended her. Equal parts goofy and glorious, Toast brings joy, laughter, and just a little chaos everywhere she goes.
MAX
THE MAIN MAN
Max is the only male in the herd, and he takes his role very seriously. Leader of the ladies and self-declared boss of the barnyard, Max makes sure his girls are always closer - and when he calls, they listen.
He's not big on sharing and has a funny growling sound when he eats. He absolutely must be smack-bang in the middle of whatever's going on.
Loyal, loud and loves a pat, Max is the goat with the plan...even if the plan is mostly snacks and bossing everyone around.
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